Monday, October 8, 2012

JanMell Vanity Scripts #13: What is your brand of humor?


Working in a comedy club for more than a month now, we can say we've clearly distinguished how we make people laugh from that of our fellow comedians onstage. We have decided to be "clean," that is, do away from swearing and profanity just to elicit laughter. We tend to worship the great Jerry Seinfeld, who worked out 10 minutes of material
 from cellphones and bottled water and still be funny. But during one of our gigs, the flow of chit-chat caused one of our fellow comedians to talk about the tongue. Well, as we were expected to be spontaneous, our mind caused our tongue to utter an attempt at a green joke. 

"You know what the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body," we said.
"Bakit?" said the other comedian.

"Because it can lift a woman's body."

Nobody laughed. And nobody seemed to get our punchline. 

The other comedian retorted:
"Dili oy. Strongest na siya kay mao nay mutila sa k*ki ug sa ot*n."

The audience roared in laughter. For a moment we thought we were out of place. Geez. We are such a loser

1 comment:

  1. Kuya jan/sir jan. Why not update your blog again. I miss reading it. :)

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