Sunday, August 12, 2012

JanMell Vanity Scripts #8: GREEN

Yesterday when we went to the mall we passed by Greenwich and felt a craving for their food. After all, we can't remember anymore the last time we ate there. So this afternoon after waking up (yes, we wake up in the afternoon) we went for it. 

To be honest, Macki's fried chicken (double-dead or not) tastes better and we found the spaghetti bland and unexciting. The only consolation was the
 pizza and this is probably due to the fact that we haven't eaten pizza in ages.

Thanks to their good-looking staff, male and female alike, our mind was preoccupied at coming up with possible pick-up lines to catch their attention and probably sound naughty, at the very least. Say for example:

"Excuse me, mangayo mig water. Apili nalang pod sa imong number." 

Or a naughty answer to a conventional dialogue.

Waiter (Referring to the used plates): Sir, pwede na ni kwaon? 
Us: Kwaa na ang tanan sa ako.

Waiter: Sir, naa pay kulang sa order?
Us: Uu, ikaw. 

We have come to the conclusion that in Greenwich, except for their lasagna, their staff might taste better than their food.

Keep well.

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